Cupcake Nation Strikes Again

This was printed—PRINTED!—in the one newspaper that may actually survive these times. The Gray Lady. The one and only, the trusted and revered… New York Times. Once a powerful force spreading information formerly known as “news.”

No Drill Sergeants, ran the header. And things went downhill from there.

CupcakeCamp, a gathering of cupcake lovers [OMFG PLEASE SHOOT ME!], will be held April 10 from 7:30 to 9:30 p.m. at Happy Ending [GOTTA LOVE THE NAME], 302 Broome Street (Forsyth Street). Similar events have been held in other cities. [ALL I CAN SAY IS: GOD SAVE THIS GREAT NATION.] Admission is free and open to those at least 21 years old. [BECAUSE WHY?… IS THIS PORN?] All cupcakes are donated. [UM… THANK YOU?] Those who would like to contribute some or volunteer [ANOTHER GOOD CAUSE DURING HARD TIMES] for the event must register at cupcakecampnyc@gmail.com.

IS THIS FOR REAL? Okay. I will stop yelling. But will somebody. Please. Stop. The madness.

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