Hi, my name is Rufus and I am a dog. My writing career began yesterday when my mom asked me to write on her blog. I never wanted to be a writer. I always just wanted to be me, which I found very easy and quite enjoyable. I always knew I liked doing certain things. For instance, I like to lick people. I like to dig. And I like to play with rocks. (I love rocks. I’ll tell you about that some other time.) But as I started writing, I found that I liked that, too, and that I also had a lot to say. I wanted to ‘spress myself. Then my Aunt Tori, who is a writing teacher, told my mom she thought I had talent, so I decided to give it a try. I hope to make money off it one day. I am not really an overnight success even though it might seem that way and the reason is because I am a dog and in dog days, I have been a writer for exactly two weeks. Still, my mom has been a writer for way longer than two weeks even in dog days—or even flea days—so even though she says she is proud of me, deep down, I think she might be a little jealous.
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- Me and my Made in China bags, off to the Farmers Market contemplating irony. 2 days ago
- Devastating. Earthquake in Emilia-Romagna killed 7, toppled churches & castles & destroyed 400K 88-lb wheels of Parmigiano & Grana Padano. 3 days ago
- The canning jar is the new drinking glass. wish I'd bought Ball stock three years ago. 3 days ago
- thank u for great party last night & the super rica comida, as ever. “@MoChicaLA: Thanks again to our party-loving friends&superstar team! 4 days ago
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